Turns Out, Split Pea Soup Isn't a Clear Liquid!

I got a little adventuresome last night at a salad bar restaurant and got crazy with the soups. I had a little of this and a little of that, chicken noodle broth, southwestern minestrone broth and a wee bit of split pea which I watered down with some French Onion broth.
It didn't work out too well. I was nauseous to hell last night. It never culminated in an unhappy ending but shit was I miserable.
And to top off that sundae of misery, I didn't lose an ounce yesterday. It boggles my mind that for little bit that I'm eating and the plethora of diarrhea I'm having now, I should still be losing.
Today I had 1 special K2O protein water, a bowl of matzo ball soup (just the broth again) and about 1/4 cup cottage cheese. Which again, is definitely not a clear liquid but was tolerated quite well. Dinner was left over wonton broth. If you stabbed me, I am quite positive I would bleed broth.
I'm a flagrant non compliant person. I only have 6 more day of clear liquids and it wouldn't kill me to tough it out. I am actually looking forward to weeks 2-4 with a just liquid diet, blended soup. Real life on the edge.
I want sushi and oysters and with impeccable timing the fair just ended with it's midway full of deep fried oreos and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Deep friend PB&J. Kill me now.
I ordered a book on a suggestion from a new reader about the mental struggle of being banded. Oh, it's 99% mental if you ask me. If I see another fucking Pizza Hut commercial I'm going to go out of my mind. Or, throw a shoe at the TV.
Sucking on a Parmesan and garlic chicken wing is an act of a desperate woman.